Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost

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Jimmy Buffett - Country, Rock

Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost

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Duration: 2:28

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Lyrics

[Intro] "Ohhhh Rock 'n Roll is a scary business No hit records, no MTV videos You'll never make it here - scary NOT! Let's do it, Coral Reefers [Verse 1] Looked in my laptop, what did I see? A flashin' message says "today, therapy" Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink But I'm getting better, that's what some people think [Verse 2] Talk about denial and dysfunctional things Head's like a bell some days, it dongs and it dings My brain plays tricks on me, it likes to shift gears Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears [Chorus] Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost [Verse 3] Had a dream last night, took a time-travelin' ride Back to my childhood where those monsters reside They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream [Chorus] Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost [Bridge] I was never ever frightened By the murderer on our block He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters The neighborhood is still in shock [Refrain] La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la la la la La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la la la la [Verse 4] So many dragons lurking out in the fog So many crazy people mumblin' monologues It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read I need protection from the things in my head [Chorus] Like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost [Chorus] Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost [Outro] "Ohhoooohoooo, it's scary out here in the world of rock n' roll Ohooohoo, ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha Scared you, didn't I? Ha ha ha

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Credits

Writers
  • Jimmy Buffett
  • Roger Guth
  • Peter Mayer
  • Jim Mayer