You’ll Never Take Me Alive

Album cover art for "You’ll Never Take Me Alive" by Jim Stafford

Jim Stafford - Pop

You’ll Never Take Me Alive

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Just made a date with a teenage queen She was a stone mind breaker and a sweet machine Contemplatin' just how I could make my move I decided there was only one thing to do Drove her to a spot that's just out of town She never said a word 'bout turnin' around Thought that we would make such a beautiful scene And then I said, "I think I love you" and I heard her scream You'll never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife And you will never take me alive" I said, "Hold on, babe, you ain't readin' me right I'm just lookin' for love and I don't want no fight" The next few days, we's just holdin' hands And the weekend came, I came up with a plan The folks was away on a shopping spree Nobody home but the queen and me I wrapped my arms around her, I could do no wrong And then she spanked my fancy with that same old song You'll never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife And you will never take me alive" I can't help lovin' my teenage queen So I decided I would try to get into her scene Learned kung fu fightin' and karate too And old Leroy Brown gave me a razor for my shoe I tore a brick building down with my bare hands Then I asked my queen to see the preacher man Don't it make you wonder about that very first night If she whispers these words as I turn out the light? You'll never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife And you will never take me alive" Oh no, you'll never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive No, no, you will never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive Let's go, man 'Cause you'll never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive No, no, no, never (Never) take me alive You will never take me alive

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Credits

Writers
  • David Bellamy
  • Jim Stafford