Lyrics

[Verse 1] My name is Burtram, I am a cowboy All my friends, they call me Burt All my family from down in Texas Make their livin' diggin' dirt Come out here to Californ-y Just to find me some pretty girls Ones I seen gets me so horny Ruby lips and teeth like pearls [Pre-Chorus] Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly Want a pretty girl, I'll even pay I'll buy 'em furs, I'll buy 'em jewelry I know they like me, here's what I say [Chorus] Lonesome Cowboy Burt speakin' at ya Come smell my fringy shirt reekin' at ya My cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance On this here waitress (Oh-del-oh-ooptie-ay, oh-del-oh-ooptie) He's lonesome Cowboy Burt A-don't you get his feelings hurt Come on in this place and I'll buy you a taste You can sit on my face, where's my waitress? [Refrain] Burtram, Burtram redneck Burtram, Burtram redneck [Verse 2] I'm an awful nice guy Sweat all day in the sun I'm a roofer by trade, quite a bundle I've made I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun He's a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun When I get off, I get plastered Drink 'til I fall on the floor Find me some Communist bastard And stomp on his head 'til he don't move no more He stomps on his head 'til he don't move no more [Pre-Chorus] I fuss and I cuss and I keep on drinkin' 'Til my eyes puff up and turn red I drool on my shirt, I see if he's hurt I kick him again in the head, let's Kick him again in the head, boys Kick him again in the head, now Kick him again in the head [Outro] Lonesome Cowboy Burt speakin' at ya Come smell my fringy shirt reekin' at ya My cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance On this here waitress (Oh-del-oh-ooptie-ay, oh-del-oh-ooptie) He's lonesome Cowboy Burt (Ah-ha) A-don't you get his feelings hurt Come on in this place and I'll buy you a taste And you can sit—