Ping Pong Time Tennis

Lyrics

[Verse] I've been sending letters to the Queen now for some time Stamping all my envelopes with pictures of her face (I've been stamping them on your face) Wondering when she'll find the time to give me some reply She is cleaning corgis and the carpets they deface (Corgis yet? It's too much!) [Verse] I imagine she is happy when she's hoovering Hoo-ver-ing Listening to the radio and whistling along And when shе finds the time to write, I'll rеad it carefully Care-ful-ly Then I'll chuck it in the bin and keep the stamp with me [Outro] Tennis (Corgi shit impossible to get out of shirts) (I agree) (Jim Noir is tennis hoover-floating over the Queen's board bearings) (That's nice) (Jim Noir is a very sexy man) (I agree fully) (Good, good)