My Afghan Hairless

Lyrics

We met in a kennel down in ol' San Antone Wasn't lookin' for love but fate throwed me a bone She walked into my life like the princess she was And she didn't have even a half inch of fuzz My pals call me crazy, but I couldn't care less 'Cause I've fallen hard for an Afghan hairless On that lonely night cupid entered my life Driving a dogcatcher's buggy a-carryin' my wife I loved how her skin glistened in the moonlight And she loved my singin' said it sounded just...pretty good My pals call me crazy but I couldn't care less 'Cause I've fallen hard for my Afghan hairless We've endured nasty looks and remarks, quite bitter But that didn't keep us from having a litter Ain't the length of yer coat ner if yer pedigreed In the final round-up, true love's all you need My pals called me crazy but I couldn't care less 'Cause I found true love with my Afghan hairless