Underdog Victorious (2025)

Lyrics

[JILL, spoken] Freud said The most important part of our development Is in the first week, the first month, the first year Something like that I have no idea what I'm talking about But whatever he said, he was wrong It's seventh grade Now, I still feel like I [?] through seventh grade Over and over again But the difference is I'm used to it [BAND MUSICIAN, spoken] Two, three, four [JILL] La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la [JILL & BAND] La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la [JILL] Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy Living in a shitty little town And every recess the dodge ball flew And knocked poor Bobby down 4 o'clock when hе got home Upstairs in his room He'd close thе door, tie on his cape Put on his skin-tight suit And he'd sing [JILL & BAND] Underdog victorious He was simply glorious Someday he'll die notorious Underdog victorious [JILL] A couple years later tried out for the band Did covers of Matchbox Twenty But he was dreaming of the New York Dolls And Max's Kansas City Of course they never called him back They thought he was too queer But he didn't care, back in his room He sang into the mirror And he sang [JILL & BAND] Underdog victorious He was simply glorious Someday he'll die notorious Underdog victorious La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la La-la-la-la-la la [JILL] He could see into the future That was one of his great gifts And one day all those dodge ball bullies Would dream of his sweet kiss And he'd sing [JILL & BAND] Underdog victorious He was simply glorious Someday he'll die notorious Underdog victorious [JILL] Come on [JILL & BAND] Underdog victorious [JILL, spoken] Come on, underdog [JILL & BAND] He was simply glorious Someday he'll die notorious Underdog victorious [JILL] Oh yeah [JILL & BAND] Underdog victorious [JILL] Come on, underdogs [JILL & BAND] He was simply glorious [JILL] Simply glorious [JILL & BAND] Someday he'll die notorious Underdog victorious Victorious Underdog victorious Victorious Underdog victorious Victorious