Open Mic Night

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Jill Sobule - Pop, Musicals

Open Mic Night

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[JILL, spoken] Well, I dropped out of school so I'd have time for waitressing Finding the open mic nights And figuring out where the lesbians hang out I got a gig on the weekend singing with this Smooth jazz band called "Mixed Emotions" The guys in the band were all vegan Buddhists Who did a, a lot of cocaine And they played smooth jazz really, really fast And every other Tuesday I did the Gator McGoon's open mic night At the Holiday Inn [BAND MUSICIAN 1] Are you an up-and-coming musician Looking for the right time and place To share your talent with the world? And in a safe, supportive, no-judgment zone? [BAND MUSICIAN 2] It's gonna take some courage You'll be surprised at what you'll do [BAND MUSICIANS 1 & 2] So sign up now and wait your turn [BAND] And make your dreams come true [JILL, spoken] Two, three, four [JILL] Open mic night, open mic night Every other Tuesday at a quarter past nine Bring your guitar and let your star shine Come on, everybody, it's open mic night Pick your songs wisely, if it helps, have a drink There's twelve people before it's your turn to sing Meet fellow musicians and potential fans And don't forget to flirt with Jake [JILL & BAND] The sound man Open mic night, open mic night Every other Tuesday at a quarter past nine [JILL] Don't be afraid, you'll be just fine [JILL & BAND] Everybody starts at open mic night [GATOR, spoken] Jill Sah, uh, Sahbel is up next [JILL] The box sits on the bridge The crowd is waiting The chains are locked upon my chest There's no heart breaking I've done this show a thousand times This trick's so easy As they lower me into your waters There's no escaping There's a secret passage out of here But I don't wanna reappear I just wanna stay with you in here In Houdini's box Well, close the lid And tie the knot Houdini's box [BAND MUSICIAN 3] Two, three [JILL] Lady Gaga did it, maybe Joni did too And it's good to know there's people Who are worse than you Maybe you'll be discovered Like I was way back when And your parents finally realize [JILL & BAND] How great you've always been Open mic night, open mic night Every other Tuesday at a quarter past nine [JILL] Bring your guitar and let your star shine [JILL & BAND] Come on, everybody, it's open mic night Ba ba, ba-da-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da-da Ba ba, ba-da-da

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Credits

Writers
  • Jill Sobule
  • Robin Eaton
  • Liza Berkenmeier