My Chair (Office-Chair Charm)

Lyrics
[Verse 1] What do I see to the right of me? The man in A-473 He's got a rash where his sleeve's rolled up And a swizzle stick in his pencil cup [Verse 2] And what do I see to the left of me? It's Ginger from Parsippany Her hair is brown and her face is red Her Labrador sleeps on the bed [Pre-Chorus] And what do I see in front of me? A hint of domesticity The supervisor's little boys Their smiling faces, smiling toys [Chorus] My chair is twenty stories high I see you when you tell a lie Where you ate and where you slept The promises you never kept You never kept [Verse 3] What do I see to the right of me? A woman I would rather be Taller, thinner, better skin A dimple in her perfect chin [Verse 4] And what do I see to the left of me? A man that I would rather be The deeper voice and the dapper clothes The leather shoes his girlfriend chose [Pre-Chorus] Oh, tell me what is left of me At Great Republic Guaranty? The little kingdom that I rule As empress of the invoice pool [Chorus] My chair is twenty stories high I see you when you tell a lie Where you ate and where you slept The promises you never kept You never kept My chair is twenty stories high Another solitary night I see there is no guarantee Oh, tell me what is left of me? What's left of me?
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Credits
- Writers
- James Marcus
- Jill Sobule