Lyrics

Here's a Uh, a relatively quiet one This is your last chance to go to sleep Before we do the really noisy ones, alright? Yeah Ooh, actually before I do this, I better Say something about the circumstances under which We're all here tonight which As you may know if you read your, your thingies, your programmes, is a Is a kind of benefit thing to give the money To the people at Phoenix House which cares for the Cares for those people who really aren't in a position to help themselves Now the big misunderstanding that can arise is the, uh Is the idea that somebody like us You know, does a big scene, you know "Hey man, we're doing a free concert," and Which is, actually, this is just a night off and The people at Phoenix House shouldn't thank us 'Cause they should thank you 'Cause you're the ones who made it happen, right? So from me too, thank you all for coming and helping Your brothers and your sisters and those others And we have a good night off anyway by being here This is a song called "Sossity, You're a Woman" This is a song actually my mother likes 'Cause as she puts it it's got, it's one that has a nice, a nice tune, you know, like she can hum along with it and things and Uh, she's getting rather aged, and, uh, I mean, you know She's really turned on by the television And vice versa Think about it, so It's a, it's a major achievement to get through to my old dear But this one did There's a bit of something else you might recognize in the middle of it, we'll see Everybody alright then? You alright, John? You alright, Martin? You're looking good tonight, Martin I want you to know that You know, I'd like, I'd like to go on record tonight as saying, Martin, you really look good And I'm not gonna say anything nasty about you at all tonight, right? As the, as the folks in New York City know I always say nasty things about you, right? Tonight I'm not gonna, I'm gonna be really nice All the way through, beginning to end I'm not gonna say anything about your fat gut or the Coke bottle that's down the front of your trousers I'm, I won't even mention it, right? It's your night, Martin, I want you to play well and have a good time One, two, three, four