I’m at Home Gettin’ Hammered (While She’s out Gettin’ Nailed)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We started in the mornin', carried well into the night Throwin' dirty dishes with all of our might Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed I'm at home gettin' hammered while she's out gettin' nailed [Verse 2] Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence'll cost you, brother, after dark It's a late night with her boss, she's tryin' to make a sale I'm at home gettin' hammered while she's out gettin' nailed [Verse 3] I'm at home drinkin' whiskey in my easy chair Watchin' Jerry Lawler pullin' Andy Kauffman's hair I had a suspicion so I opened up her mail I'm at home gettin' hammered while she's out gettin' nailed [Bridge] She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey-dick She don't perk it up 'cause her ankles got so thick [Verse 4] The moral of this story is sad but true I love to drink, she loves to screw Hobo's got a better life just ridin' on them rails I'm at home gettin' hammered while she's out gettin' nailed