Billie Jean (Safe Sex)

Lyrics

[Intro] Yo Yo Yo, I'm 'bout to tell you 'bout the time I ran into Billie Jean Shorty that Michael Jackson sung about on his joint Yo she was a crazy freak She use to be buggin' out and all that yaknamean I'm about to drop it on you And this story is a hundred percent true Word to Bill Clinton's Mother [Verse 1] Sexy and brown (damn!) I met her downtown I said hey lady (hey!) Your workin' body drives the average nigga crazy I'm Jeru love she said her name was Billie I continued keep your minds intact girl you could have my baby She could've played me But smiled and replied behave G I like your style knotty so maybe you can get to know me And this, not mack son, it's physical attraction I know you have a woman My man's Michael Jackson (yo, my man's Michael) I think she's gassin' she can tell by my reaction A few seconds passed we both bust out laughin' Not sayin' I'm all of that or a P-I-M-P Still spit that magnetic, G, that had her clingin' to me (one!) Regularly, and I won't speak on what this dip would do But what I'll say she was my freak for about a week or two And if I, tell you the rest you won't believe it It involves Michael Jackson Babies and shit But first [Chorus] Billie Jean, she was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed it for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one Straight up, Billie Jean, she was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed her for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one [Verse 2] This honey was freaky I did sexual favors for her Bent willie in her girlfriends Mona Lisa, Roxanne, and Latoya Straight like that but probably not in that order On planes, trains, automobiles and even underwater On a mission in any position that you ever thought of And think I'm bullshittin I got it all on camcorder One time handled mine worked the spines of them dimes They like, all passed out so it's time to recline ya know? Go in my jeans I get the dark cocoa, old school style Split the El producto Hearin' noise in the back, by the kitchen so (what's that?) I creep and investigate like 5-0 (yo!) You couldn't fathom, what happened next yo Michael Jackson comes crashin' through the window Rantin' and ravin' like you dirty so and so I'm like Mike, that's a hoe baby you know how that go I spoke mad clear but he wasn't hearin' me though He start kickin' and punchin' like he knew taekwondo He threw a blow, so I got real low I got my draws and my socks headed for the front do' Stepped outside stopped short oh no! Went back in dropped the El producto Put fire to it and continued to flow And I ain't seen Billie after that no more Hey yo [Chorus] Billie Jean, she was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed it for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one Straight up, Billie Jean, she was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed her for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one [Verse 3] Like I said after that I ain't see her no more 10 months down the line I bump into her on tour She said the hat must of snapped when you got my draws 'Cause I got a little son and guess what duke he's yours I paused then was like aight let me see him Shorty had one white glove talkin' 'bout heeeheeeheee You ain't call me through the whole pregnancy We need a DNA test to determine paternity Billie start flippin' talkin' 'bout you ain't gonna marry me I said 'Ru's not the one that gets burnt that easy baby baby [Chorus] Billie Jean, you was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed it for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one Straight up, Billie Jean, you was my part time lover I used a rubber So blame it on some other muthafucka Unlike Mike, I'll admit I mashed her for fun But shorty ain't my son, and I ain't the one [Outro] So bounce baby Straight up It's not me I'm not the one Go get somebody else You know what I mean It's just not happenin' I'm bouncin' peace It was fun while it lasted Aight tell your girlfriends I said wassup (Blows a kiss) I'm out