Hey, Western Union Man

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh, Western Union man Send a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah Send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to say [Verse 1] I want you to tell her that I'm all alone I tried to call her on the phone Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do Send a box of candy too and maybe some flowers Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours Send a telegram, send a telegram, hurry up And send a telegram, man, to my baby You hear what I say [Chorus] Oh, Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man, hey Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah Send a telegram, man, to my baby This is what I want you to do, listen [Verse 2] Tell me, have you got a boy you can send? Well, this is what I want him to do Put him on his bike right away See if he can get my message through Maybe tomorrow, but mail it right away I want the girl to know that I missed her Something like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah Send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear what I say? [Chorus] Oh, Western Union man Why don't you send a telegram? Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Please send a telegram Oh, send it, send a telegram, send it Send it, send it, send it right on to my baby Do you hear what I say? [Outro] Hey, Western Union man Send a telegram, woah Send a telegram to my baby Hey, Western Union man