Kieran Collier - Non-Music, Poetry (Literature)

Bruce Willis In Ten Parts

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1. A friend once told me my father is Bruce Willis. 2. He is not. 3. But they're both bald. Both look the same in blurry photos. 4. I tell this to girls in order to impress them. 5. This does not work. They tell me Ben Affleck or Paul Rudd would have been cooler. 6. I wonder how Bruce Willis feels about that. 7. I wonder how my father feels about that. 8. I have never seen Bruce Willis and my father in the same place at the same time. Operating off of this observation, one can only conclude that my father is in fact, Bruce Willis. 9. When you're a kid, you want to believe your father is a superhero, like Unbreakable. That he can single handedly save the world, like Armageddon. Pulp Fiction—He can box like a champion. Die Hard—He can save an entire building, and his marriage. The Sixth Sense—He can help any child in need. 10. My father is not an action hero or an actor or even a man with a similar physical build, but sometimes in blurry photos you can barely tell the difference.

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Writers: Kieran Collier

Bruce Willis In Ten Parts

Bruce Willis In Ten Parts

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