Vietnam Never Happened

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Vietnam never happened! "Vietnam Never Happened" Amusement Park is now pulled over our eyes, with fun for the entire family! Thrill to Buddhist priests who set themselves on fire at noon! Be a part of the action at Kent State and show those demonstrators who's boss in our revolving Dirty Harry go-around! Then it's on to the Defense Industry kickback bumper cars. Go ahead, blow 'em up! We'll just replace them at 20 times the price! Then, unwind with your favorite hard drug in our fabulous indoor shooting gallery! Who's that knocking outside? Is it the cops or is it Memorex? Play miniature golf with live grenades! Our "Peace With Honor" rollercoaster will destroy you in order to save you! The kids, they'll love our petting zoo where you can feed overpriced McDonaldland cookies to our pen full of children deformed by Agent Orange. Then, if you're really brave, how about the haunted house of Frank Nugen Hand and the Sky of Siam where you'll feel what it's like as you're sealed in a warm bodybag while CIA operatives slit your stomach open to stuff you full of heroin baggies to send home to mother. (Is that getting a bit much?) Just go quietly where we want you to our video arcade. When you come out three days later, pick a prize from the pet shop: a mixed-blood orphan left behind by some fun-loving Yankee soldier. Consolation prize: a year's supply of blank draft notices. Just fill in the names of your friends and your enemies and give them their surprise of their life by mail! They'll go quietly, you'll see. Vietnam never happened!
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