Wish I Was in El Salvador

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Used to be in a gang 'Til I beat a kid half dead in a video arcade Judge gave me a choice; Jail or the Marines Best time I ever had was being an MP Aw yeah [Chorus] I wish I was down in El Salvador Where I could jerk off with my gun And kill the poor [Verse 2] More gang busts after I'm discharged, got on offer from police Surprise! We'll wipe your record clean if you'll become one of us You've got just the skills we need for the government's official gang Robo-thug riot squad, I want more Aw yeah [Chorus] I wish I was down in El Salvador Where I could jerk off with my gun And kill the poor We're just countin' days 'Til we can do it up here [Verse 3] Well, Officer Friendly- What does Elmer the Safety Elephant have to say about this? Well, good buddy, he says you can't do this ARGH! Or this ARGH! Or this ARGH! Or even this ARGH! [Verse 4] One of my level-headed uniformed friends Shot a handcuffed 12 year-old to death in the back of their patrol car "His toy gun looked real, I had to defend myself I'm always lookin' for excuses to defend myself" People are storming out into the streets People are pouring out into the streets They hate me They hate me It looks like I'm gonna have to defend myself now! It's party time! [Verse 5] I look at you and smolder With my nightstick and my shield Little kids throw rocks at me Their moms call me a pig Commander says we gotta hold the line 'Til the TV cameras leave Then we'll fire away, make my day Just like good ol' Kent State Why wait! [Chorus] It'll be like I was down in El Salvador Gonna jerk off with my gun And kill the poor Be a big man with my gun And kill the poor [Outro] Jerk off with my gun I think I'm gonna cum Then I'll kiss my gun good night And put her under my pillow