Miracle Penis Highway

Lyrics

HOO YEAH! OHH YOW! My names Robert You all know me You can call me Bob I was the meanest pig in congress Till meat made me look good Everything right in the world Offends my Christian values But now see how my life's changed All thanks to my little blue friend King or captain of Hill gridlock Still it wasn't enough I couldn't rest until my paws were wrapped around the white house Tried for Reagan, came off like Nixon They call me captain (?) But now see how my life's changed Because of my little blue friend Now that my dick works Hey life is grand I'm not obsessed with all that power anymore Instead of (?) in Washington I smile on your tv If you want man-sized happiness Then pop these pills with me I'm on miracle penis highway Now a miracle penis smiling at me Hip hip hooray I lost in a landslide And went home humiliated To a crook, so obvious it made me look honest Conan O'Brien laughed at me Said "oh, that guy's old" But now try and keep up with me -Jerk Thanks to my little blue friend Out to pasture? Not with my little blue friend Praise the Lord For my little blue friend I'm on a miracle penis highway My miracle penis never goes astray Got a miracle penis (?) A miracle penis, have a Pepsi on me [Spoken] Never knew a minotaur looked so good in a suit did you? I thought so, I know so, oh yes I do, oh yes I do