A Very Serious Commentary Of The Contemporary Art Of Fap

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[Intro: Jeff Goldstein] The commentary of today's session was brought to you be grape milk Grape milk Jake Lille Ya'll ain't ready Oh yeah This is the biggest penis you've ever seen This is the best commentary of a penis you've ever seen Oh yeah And I'm not kidding Oh yeah And the commentary's good Ready? I promise Here we go [Chorus] Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis Big penis, big butt, oh yeah Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis Put them together, you know what you get? Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis Lots and lots and lots of yummy sex, oh yeah Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis That's what we're all about here at Penis Music Collective Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis Aye, oh, uh, uh, yeah, ah, aye, uh, ha, ha, ha, oh, oh Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, uh, sorry Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis That's a banger right there Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis [Bridge] Uh oh Hey what's going on What is this? I didn't put this in the song Jake what did you do? Jake did you mess with my penis song? Jake? Wha- Dude what did you- (Come on man) Is this a trap banger? (Why'd you-) Dude, why, I am so- (grrrr) Dude (A trap banger?) I, I am literally the angriest person alive (Me too) Dude, you know what? (We're both going to slap your penis) I'm going to slap my penis all over your cheeky little nose, okay? (I'm going to slap my penis with your penis) Over your big titties [Verse: Lille] Penis Little Jake couldn't get up there today Took a Viagra now he's here to stay Felt a little limp so I pulled him twice But I just kept goin' 'cause it felt so nice Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin' Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin' Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin' [Jeff Goldstein & Lille] Whoops! I'm done [Jeff Goldstein] That means I came Aye, ooh, uh, aye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ayo give it up for Jake that was sick Yeah, oh yeah man That was good [Outro] Hey man, uh, we gotta keep the beat going Because 'Cause someone is still doing their thing But this is the Penis Music Collective You gotta let the dudes do what the dudes do Um, give us a minute Got like five seconds left Ah, there we go They, ah yeah And that's what it feels like to finish