Betty’s Takin’ Judo

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Should've thought twice before he went to get her Just let her go, he should've known better But Joe just couldn't let her walk with all his friends lookin' on Grabbed her arm, said, "Listen here You best get one thing clear" "What I say is law," and that's the last he recalls [Chorus] 'Cause Betty's takin' judo and poor old Joe, he didn't have a prayer She gave him a demonstration right then and there Now he's got an eye to match her black belt and it's all over town Betty's takin' judo and Joe will never live it down [Verse 2] The story goes, back in the Ice Age Club a girl and drag her to your cave And Joe always said, "That kinda woman be fine with me" But times changed, Joe didn't He thought her place was barefoot in the kitchen But now he's learning new respect for those two little feet [Chorus] 'Cause Betty's takin' judo and poor old Joe, he didn't have a prayer She gave him a demonstration right then and there Now he's got an eye to match her black belt and it's all over town Betty's takin' judo and Joe will never live it down [Refrain] Now he's got an eye to match her black belt and it's all over town Betty's takin' judo and Joe will never live it down