Widow Jones

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ask any young man in this town who is over thirteen To tell you about the things and places he's seen If he tells you something about women you haven't known You can attribute his knowledge of anatomy to widow Jones [Verse 2] Well Jones-y was a go-go girl a little while before she married Sam He fell into the river, Jones-y said that's water over the dam You say we oughta leave these matters to the good digression of the law But when you have a shape like Widow Jones, you have a lotta friends at City Hall [Verse 3] Well, I don't bring her up because I think we should put her down I just wanna shed some light on the truth in this town These boys've learned things they couldn't've learned in our schools And their parents can relax in knowing that they're not all out in shooting pool [Outro] Yeah, Jones-y was a go-go girl... Yeah, the widow's got a lot friends at City Hall