You Don’t Have To Eat What’s In The Picture

Lyrics

[Spoken: Quelle Chris] Well, hello there Today's tale takes place in a small little town called New York City So tiny if you blink, you might just miss it But I digress How 'bout you go and sit on back And I'll play you a little tune while my good buddy Jean here sings you a song Heck, you may just learn a thing or two [Jean Grae] It's as cold as a witch's tit that winter day that day [Holy Shit] When I'm texting my friends [?] We have learned to meet downtown to break some bread It was Ann and Vern and Mary Ann all on the thread When we sat and laughed and ate and drank and hung around for hours Stayed 'till after closing and we broke out our guitars So for the life and love of music, bourbon, and good food Took so many pictures, not to save them would be rude Woke up down for sunset the next day Charged my phone with all the pictures right away (Ha ha, Instagram!) I was so happy we could share [?] So I cropped them, builded them, tilted through them down And then posted a caption [?] And please be a normal person, don't be negative We had such a great time, and then I put the name of the restaurant And then, so you guys could have a similar experience if you want (Your welcome!) One hundred and ten people posted likes And Mary Ann, Vern, and Anna all reposted thrice But then some stupid dick who doesn't know how to read Typed "four roses is garbage, you already have to leave" (Bitch!) You don't have to drink what's in the picture It's a digital representation of my time Unless you get your nutrients from other people's lives You don't have to drink what's in the picture And you don't have to eat what's in the picture Goddamnit, this is just something that I enjoyed in life If you fuckin' don't like food, then a post and here's some nudes You don't have to eat the fuckin' picture Don't have to eat what's in the picture Ooh-ooh You don't have to eat the fuckin' picture