Hello Kitty

Lyrics

[Intro] Hello Hello, Kitty, hello, dear friend Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune Hello, Hello Kitty, play with us today Hello Kitty says you can never have too many— [Verse] Friends! Well, bitch, I've got none No one's no fun, they all think I'm dumb Rotting away in my party of one And I honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun Like Hello Kitty, got no worries in a fantasy land Instead I'm dragging out each day, pulling my hair out strand by strand One day I'm gonna get stretched too hard and snap like a rubber band I wonder if this will get better, people do say that it can [Chorus] I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me Cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully [Bridge] Kitty, she's my favorite friend (she's my only friend) I know no matter who abandons me, she'll be there 'til the end And I know when the world's in flames She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place She keeps me warm, stitch me up when I get torn Be the light amidst the storm, hail Kitty, she's so adorned I don't believe in much but if there's one thing that I trust If there's a higher being, it must be her, she's never unjust [Chorus] I can teach you how to be just like me Crying all night, sleeping 'til three I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully I can teach you how to be just like me Cute as Hello Kitty I can teach you how to be just like me Just listen carefully