Lyrics

I met him one day at the water cooler He asked me to go riding on his motor scooter I knew right away that he was a real cool guy He told me that my shorthand was getting much better He said he liked the way I used my typewriter We had a cup of coffee and a piece of pecan pie He's tall and handsome, neat and clean He wrote me a poem on the telex machine He told mе his name was Seymour Hardy I hope that hе takes me to an office party Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man Make me a hundred copies if you can Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man He told me one day he would take me flying To Paris or Rome for some endless buying Experience the finer things in life He told me that there'd never, ever be another And that one day he'd take me home to meet his mother.m And that one day he may divorce his wife He's six foot two, eyes of blue Caviar and champagne too Disco dancing, spending cash He taught me how to monster mash Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man Make me a hundred copies if you can Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man Alright Oh, Miss Reynolds Yes Mr Hardy Miss Reynolds could you come into my office please for some er, dictation Right away Mr Hardy He's tall and handsome, neat and clean He wrote me a poem on the telex machine He told me that his name was Seymour Hardy I hope that he takes me to an office party Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man Make me a hundred copies if you can Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man Make me a thousand copies if you can Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man A million copies