Low Dang Discount Jesus Teenage Blues

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up and ate a hot dog Put on my shoes Went down to the river I'm gonna drown my blues Went down to the water Sat down in the cold Stared down at the water I was a thousand years old Yeah, old [Chorus] Yeah, hi-I-I-I-I Yeah yeah yeah, Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay Yeah yeah yeah, Eee-eee-eee-eee Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Yeah I got the low dang Low dang discount Jesus teenage blues [Refrain] Hi-hi-hi-hi Yeah yeah yeah yeah Mmmm, alright Yeah, c'mon [Verse 2] Snakes in my blood Spiders in my brain Like a streetlight buzz No it don't change Went down to the graveyard To circle and moan Lay down my head On a pillow of stone Yeah, stone [Chorus] Yeah, hi-I-I-I-I Yeah yeah yeah, Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay Yeah yeah yeah, Eee-eee-eee-eee Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Yeah I got the low dang Low dang discount Jesus teenage blues Ow-wa! [Chorus] Yeah, hi-I-I-I-I Yeah yeah yeah, Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay Yeah yeah yeah, Eee-eee-eee-eee Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Yeah I got the low dang Low dang discount Jesus teenage blues [Verse 3] Well i thought about love In a shopping cart ditch I thought about money Yeah i should'a been rich I lit a cigarette For dear old dad The one thing i got The only thing he had Yeah, he had [Chorus] Yeah, hi-I-I-I-I Yeah yeah yeah, Ay-Ay-Ay-Ay Yeah yeah yeah, Eee-eee-eee-eee Whoa whoa whoa whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Yeah I got the low dang Low dang discount Jesus teenage blues [Outro] Mmmmm! Yeah! Huh!