Wonderland

Lyrics

[MATT] Ivy's birthday's in a week I want to get her something mad [NADIA] How about a pair of faker boobs? An STD she hasn't had? [TANYA] You should throw her a surprise [LUCAS] We'll help you make it uppercrust [MATT] Yeah, something classy, something small You'll help? [NADIA] Matthew, where's the trust? [Ivy walks in] [IVY] Trust for what? [NADIA] That you've done smut [LUCAS] Oh, we were talking about the rave I made the snacks [TANYA] I've got the guide [IVY] I guess we're set [LUCAS] We need a ride [TANYA] The church's van [PETER] You have the keys [MATT] So I should steal it? [TANYA] Borrow [IVY] Please? [JASON] Why not? [MATT] Well, where do I begin? [TANYA] It's all we got [LUCAS] One little sin Come to wonderland where never never finds you For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling light Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be [MATT] How far away is this rave? [LUCAS] Just make sure the tank is full [TANYA] Just come [MATT] This map is kinda vague [LUCAS] When we're close we'll feel the pull [JASON] I have some clothes that you can wear [MATT] And what is that supposed to mean? [TANYA] You look like a million bucks Wear something cheaper to the scene [MATT] There's no way to cross this road [PETER] I think the map is upside down [LUCAS] Our parents had it easier The disco didn't move around [TANYA] Yeah, but who can groove to that? And what's with spelling with your hands? [IVY] Did you ever see them rolling? [PETER, JASON, IVY, NADIA, MATT, LUCAS, & TANYA] God, they'd never understand Off to wonderland where never never finds you For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling light Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be [LUCAS] Now there's more than one way to feel alive That's why the party never ends Though X is still the treat of choice I've brought along some friends Boys and girls, our show today Is brought to you by the letters "G" and "K" [MATT] What? [LUCAS] G and K, they are both intense And enhance your X experience [TANYA] Professor [LUCAS] Exhibit A "K", Sit back, listen and learn A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn The return is worth every bit Trust me kids, this is powerful, powder-ful shit, sit Watch what I come with Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with On it, the way that I'm on You suckers and fuckers gonna love how you gone You're golden Secret scenes unfoldin' You're feelin' emboldend You tuckin' and rollin' You're part of the action, but standing apart You're fast as a fraction, the fact is attraction Is on 'til dawn, but don't overtake it High are the stakes when you find that you wake in a "K" hole Like a roll gone bad Worse than the worst shit that you've ever had You're taken Jake, shaken and stirred Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred You're beggin' and buggin', 'cause your soul is so lonely Your only defense is the fact that you know me I got your back, but I won't babysit I don't need that shit Exhibit B "G", comes clear, but I color it blue So you won't use the "thought it was water" excuse Liquid X is in effect, but that's her formal name Take her out once and you're never the same All my ladies [IVY, NADIA, & TANYA, spoken] Huh? [LUCAS, spoken] All my ladies? [IVY, NADIA, & TANYA, spoken] Yeah [LUCAS] To my fellas [JASON, PETER, & MATT, spoken] Yeah? [LUCAS] To my fellas [JASON, PETER, & MATT, spoken] Yeah [LUCAS] Pay attention my friends, 'cause class is in session A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm stressin' This is stronger than 'K', overdose ain't a joke Too much is a coma, breathin' slow 'til you choke So show me you care, and party hardy aware I ain't draggin' your ass home if you fail to beware It's fun for all y'all, and it's all for fun But in the back of your mind, remember rule number one I know you know X, but this shit has its limits Play the game, player, but play to stay in it, unh [TANYA, spoken] Don't do that when I take you home [LUCAS, spoken] So, are you in or not? [MATT, spoken] What time? [LUCAS] We would have to leave by nine [TANYA, spoken] Come on, it'll be fun [MATT] I don't know, maybe [IVY, spoken] Maybe? [MATT] Alright I'll go