Born Again

Lyrics

[RYAN] It's true, I'm a guy with a life that's kind of checkered I've done a lot of dirt, and I'm far from squeaky clean Though I've tried to erase all the black marks from my record To some I'm still known as the Creampie Anal Queen I just can't resist getting naked with the cam'ras rolling And posting my ass for strangers on the internet Then setting up dates with the purpose of cornholing But once it's all done all I feel is deep regret I've harbored these desires since only lord knows when But can't I be forgiven regardless of how wicked I've been? And be born again! And be born again! I won't make porn again! When I'm born again! We all deserve a second chance A spiritual rebirth A chance to turn our lives around And build back all our worth [RYAN, spoken] Purity is important and I've definitely failed there But what about Jesus, redemption, resurrection? [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL TRISHA, spoken] No, no, no, no, no, no cross, no crown, Ryan Yes Jesus is the redeemer but salvation is not a "get out of jail free" card [RYAN, spoken] Maybe it's not, Trisha, but what if I happened to hack into any of your internet search histories? What if I already have? Think about that, then tell me who here isn't without some sort of sexual sin [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL BECKY] It's true, I once self-abused with a zucchini [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL KEKE] Sometimes when Pastor preaches I touch myself below [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL STEPHANIE] One night I was bad and I stroked my doggies weenie [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL FIONA & RACHAEL] I've done much worse - trust me you don't wanna know [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL TRISHA] I'm really into pictures of decapitated naked men [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL FIONA, RACHEL, STEPHANIE & BECKY, spoken] Woah [PROMISE KEEPER GIRL DAWN] And John 3 and 3 says we only get to paradise when We're born again [RYAN] When we're born again [DAWN] Never mourn again [RYAN] When you're born again If we just ask to be redeemed then he'll forgive the past [DAWN] He'll wrap us in his loving arms His mercy is so vast [RYAN] Fill up with his glory [DAWN] Yeah! [RYAN] Drown in Jesus' blood [DAWN] Ooh! [RYAN] Bathe in full repentance Like pigs bathe in the mud [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Ah, born again! [DAWN] Strip yourself to nothing [RYAN] Nothing! [DAWN] Get up on the cross [RYAN] Jesus! [DAWN] Walk to your Golgotha and Burn away the dross [RYAN] Dunk me in the water Wash away my shame Air me with a girl Who will proudly take my name [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Born again! [RYAN] Press our flesh together Bless me as her groom Watch me be reborn As I fertilize her womb 'Cause I'm sick of always feeling Just I'm just an also-ran And I'm sick of always feeling Like I'm really not a man Lord, I'm sick of always feeling Like a total lesser than I just want to be normal [DAWN] I know that you can! [RYAN] I can? [DAWN] You can! [RYAN] I can! [DAWN] You can! [RYAN] I can! [DAWN] You can! [RYAN] I can! I can! I can! I can! I can! Be born again We'll be born again [DAWN] You'll never mourn again! [RYAN] When we're born again Our destinies will be reversed with Jesus by our side In word and water be immersed And be transmogrified And be born again! [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Again! Again Again [DAWN] Again! [RYAN] Again! [DAWN] Again! [RYAN] Again! [DAWN] Again! [RYAN] Again! [DAWN] Again! [RYAN] Again! [ALL] Again!