Lyrics

[Chorus] Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are the two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 1] The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue You can't buy beer in this state past two [Chorus] But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are the two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 2] Well now, Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints It's not how you play, it's the final score They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube anymore [Chorus] But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are the two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 3] Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings The kids are in school, but they're all packin' guns The losers live forever and the good die young [Chorus] But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are the two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 4] Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song If there's a problem with that we can get it on [Chorus] But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are the two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts