Yuck Fou (Skit)

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(Whistling) (Knocking) (Door creaking) [Doctor] Mr. Benton, how we doing today? [Jarren Benton] Shit I'm doing better than some and worse than others How are you? [Doctor] I'm doing fantastic. So what can I help you with? [Jarren Benton] Well shit it sounds a little weird doc but, I'm having the most unusual awkward embarrassing problem with my finger bro [Doctor] Okay? Well it looks here that the nurse wrote, middle finger patient. So is there something wrong with your middle finger? [Jarren Benton] Yeah. My middle finger is stuck in this upward position and I can't put this motherfucker down [Doctor] Oh dear. Okay, how the fuck did that happen ok let's take a closer look here. What it's really stuck up there isn't it? [Jarren Benton] Yup and it's fucking embarrassing doc [Doctor] Hmm, can you try to put it down for me? [Jarren Benton] No, this motherfucker is stuck solid doc [Doctor] Okay, let-let's try this one more time and this time I want you to really put some force into it. Can you do that for me? [Jarren Benton] I can try bro (Jarren Grunting) [Doctor] Okay? [Jarren Benton] Man this shit stuck [Doctor & Jarren] Okay let me try to help you I'm just gonna grab your finger (woah hold on) I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder (More Grunting) [Doctor] Dammit! You know, you're sitting here flicking me off and I can't help but to feel like you're fucking with me. Is that what's going on? [Jarren Benton] Nah nah. Ain't nobody fucking with you bro I ain't got god damn insurance I wouldn't even come in this motherfucker waist my time and money this shits stuck man [Doctor] Okay, I'm just gonna have to ask you to leave now get the fuck out [Jarren Benton] Leave nigga I'm-I'm-I'm here for-for the fucking problem you want me to leave, c-cause I'm back [Doctor] No, I'm sorry sir you-you have to leave now get the fuck out [Jarren Benton] We're being fucking irrational bro, my shits stuck. If you want a nigga to go I'll go but uhh, can you prescribe some god damn blue diamonds from the Viagra [Doctor] No-no get out, go. Have a nice day, goodbye [Jarren Benton] Fuck you nigga. Little fake ass Dr. Ozz (Door closing) [Doctor] (Sighs) Jesus, fuck that guy