Girls Like You

Lyrics

[DAWN spoken] So how did you get into gynecology? [DR. GODFREY] Vaginas have long enchanted me With their deep hidden depths And their loops and whorls Since I was a boy, I was keen to see Just how different I was From the neighborhood girls Day in and day out I poke and prod With my steth and my spec And my latex glove A clod among men among vadge I'm a god Every ridge, every fold I examine with love To keep it from getting routine and banal with Girls. Like. You I just go spelunking in the birth canal with Girls. Like. You I'm always so stunned when it's coy and/or skittish with Girls. Like. You When lips should be loose but instead, they're so British With girls like you [DR. GODFREY spoken] I like to lead with a little humor. Hope I didn't offend [DAWN spoken] I'm so scared but it feels good to laugh at this a little [DAWN] I know I was right to seek you out With a problem like this that I can't explain And what could I have that could freak you out? As a doctor I'm sure it's a familiar terrain [DR. GODFREY] To keep it from getting banal and routine with Girls. Like. You I look for the secrets deep in the vagine with Girls. Like. You I hate to see fear in the beautiful eyes of Girls. Like. You The terror you feel with what's between your thighs with Girls. Like. You Well then let's have a look since you feel you're abnormal No need to tense up, this is all very formal I'm proud of my work as a vaginal scholar So if you feel pain then just give me a holler Now scoot down Scoot down Scoot Scoot Scoot down Now spread [DR. GODFREY spoken] Keep me up to date with your pain scale, okay? And don't be afraid to be verbal [DR. GODFREY] You can't be too hasty You have to take care with Girls. Like. You [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Dentata, dentata, dentata [DR. GODFREY] You have to be subtle You have to prepare [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Dentata, dentata, dentata [DR. GODFREY] It's like hunting a deer When I have to examine Girls. Like. You [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Dentata, dentata, dentata [DR. GODFREY] Wait 'til the coast is all clear Count down to ten and bam! This pussy is sweet - I've been aching to eat a Girl! Like! You! [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Dentata, dentata, dentata [DAWN spoken] Ow! [DR. GODFREY] I'd give all I am Just to lick at the clam Of a Girl. Like You [PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS] Dentata, dentata, dentata [DAWN spoken] That isn't funny doctor! [DR. GODFREY] I cannot explain why I can't Catch my breath with Girls. Like. You [DAWN spoken] Nine on the pain scale! Nine on the pain scale! [DR. GODFREY] The pleasure and pain And then the "little death" With girls like Girls like With girls like [DR. GODFREY screaming] It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina Dentataaaaa!