As Serious As Your Life (Jay Dee Remix)

Lyrics

[Intro: J Dilla, (vocal samples and scratches)] (Let's go...) Yeah! Here it is...! Four Tet... J Dilla... remix! Featuring my man... Guilty Simpson! Yeah! Turn it up! Feel it! ("Serious!") ['Wild Style':] ("Too... serious!), see?!") [Slum Village:] "Serious!" [?:] "Nahm'saying? That's how we do it..." ['Wild Style':] ("Serious, see?!") [Rufus Thomas in 'Wattstax':] "Y'all ready for this?" *crowd goes wild* [Jadakiss:] ("The remix, n***a!") [?:] "Doin' his damn thing, seriously..." [Xzibit:] "The design from the mastermind, yo!" [?:] "And it's funky... and it's funky... and it's funky... dedicated to the..." [?] "People" "down with" "funky soul!" [Jay Dee "The Look Of Love":] "serious, b****" [Big Tone:] "I'm serious!" [Verse: Guilty Simpson] I'ma put in my input Chicks that don't put out, we put out the room (I'm serious!) Some be like, "Who's the new cat?" Whoever he is, give him space, he totes two gats ("Serious!") Back it up, it's a fact you're gonna bleed When I leave ya ass wetter than a saxophone reed (So serious) Gamblers, taking all bets – Guilty Simpson, y'all... J Dilla and Four Tet – that's serious [Chorus: J Dilla singing (adlibs)] Serious as your life is... (Oh!) Serious as your life... (So serious!) Serious as your life is... As serious as your... (Turn it up!) Serious as your life is... (Feel it!) Serious as your life... Serious as your life is... As serious as your... [Scratch break – all vocal samples:] [Posdnous:] "No offense to a player, but yo – I don't play!" [?:] "Think I'm playin'?!" [Wild Style:] "I tol' y'all...!" [?:] "WE DON'T PLAY!" [Frank N Dank "Pause":] "This n***a Jay – it's a game, but he don't play!" [Rah Digga:] "So don't try me!" [Verse 2: J Dilla, with Guilty, (scratched sample of Frank N Dank from "Pause")] Serious! as your life is And find these bizz-alls wherever your wife is Now let's get serious! Like a nigga pullin' a thang out Without a bullet to bang, just pullin' ya leg, now get serious! Uh! You lookin' for the man? Here he is! Tight like Murphy's leather in 'Delirious' The whole team retarded But don't make me have to pull out that pretty-ass R-U-G-E-("R"!) (scratched: "For the rough, rugged 'n raw...") [?:] ("Keepin' it raw") and so serious! I'm not playing, I'm not Serch, but it's "not the game," I've got your verse So just – turn it up serious! and bang that! See we on some Jermaine Jack' "Let's Get Serious" shit – fo' real! Even more serious is Four Tet with Guilt and Dill – c'mon! Serious! The remix will have your chick head noddin' till she need her weave fixed The whole team sick and... serious! [Chorus: J Dilla singing (adlibs)] Serious as your life is... (Let's go!) Serious as your life is... (Uh! It's the real...) Serious as your life is... (Real niggas only! Uh) As serious as your life Serious as your life is... (Oh!) Serious as your life (Uh) As serious as your life is... (Four Tet! Dilla Dawg!) As serious as your... (Guilt Simpson! So serious) As serious as your... (Yeah!) As serious as your... (Uh!) As serious as your... As serious as your...