The Waitress

Lyrics

[Intro] Waitress, waitress, waitress [Verse 1] I have to clear your table So I wipe it It's right to keep it clean So I clean Yes, I clean Do you clean? Yes, I clean it [Verse 2] I have to empty ash trays I empty them It's right to keep them clean So I clean Yes, I clean I'm the queen of the clean [Chorus] And I'd probably Be famous now If I wasn't Such a good waitress, waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress, waitress [Verse 3] I am a drag at parties 'Cause it upsets me To see so many empties And I have to pick them up Or I have to go home [Bridge] But sometimes I have nightmares And the ashtrays are filling up And I can't find my section And the bottles are flying through the air Like crazy autumn leaves And I can't find my section I lost my section I lost my section I can't find it Somebody help me please I am in quicksand I am in mud to my knees Help me [Verse 4] I have to clear your table Excuse me It's right to keep it clean So I clean Yes, I clean Do you clean? Yes, I clean it [Verse 5] I have to know the regulars Well, I don't have to But I like to know their names And I know them even better When they're nice to me [Chorus] And I'd probably Be famous now If I wasn't Such a good waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress, waitress Waitress