Everything Reminds Me Of My Dog

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Everything reminds me of my dog The guy in the store reminds me of my dog Telephones remind me of my dog, yoohoo Taxicabs remind me of my dog [Chorus] If you remind me of my dog We'll probably git along little doggie Git along git along little doggie git a– [Verse 2] Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog (Better let them know you're friendly) The way people dress reminds me too Pissing on their favorite tree Sad things remind me of my dog Cockroaches and other insects Reminds me too, don't eat them The blank expression of the little boy with thick glasses Who picks himself up from the sidewalk And stands there blinking in the sun Ho oh! [Chorus] If you remind me of my dog We'll probably git along little doggie Git along git along little doggie git a– [Bridge] Like the man on the subway Sitting across from me And every time I looked at him he smiled And by the time I, I got to the end of the subway line I'd given him at least, oh, twenty-five cookies [Verse 3] Guys in bars remind me of my dog The way it takes you so long to choose the perfect table Reminds me of my dog [Chorus] If you remind me of my dog We'll probably git along little doggie Git along git along little doggie git along [Post-Chorus] Me and my ferocious dog We're walking down the street And everyone we meet says "Ach yer a goot doggie!" "Ach yer a goot doggie!" "Ach yer a goot doggie!" [Bridge] Except when we go for a walk To get the Sunday paper I stand there and read the headlines He reads the wind Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs I hate it when he does that I feel so dumb What? What? I say [Verse 4] Everything reminds me of my dog Beautiful things remind me of my dog Sunsets remind me of my dog Gina go to your window Einstein reminds me of my dog I want to pat his fluffy head This whole world reminds me of my dog My dog reminds me of this whole world Do I remind you of a dog? (Thump thump) I do? Oh (Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump) [Verse 5] Skyscrapers remind me of my dog Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit Guys in red Camaros too It's getting to be a habit Artists remind me of my dog Staking out their originality on the nearest tree Old folks remind me of my dog My dog reminds old people of their dogs Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead Gina says I remind her of my dog The that way I just did that Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog The way he sits by me and shifts on his paws [Outro] What is it you want? Look at it Do you want to go for a walk? Do you want a cookie? Do you want me to dial the number for you?