Schlock Rod (Part 2)

Lyrics

[Intro] Schlock rod Schlock rod [Verse 1] Zipping around wet corners, I can make her pro-dee (Schlock rod, ooh ooh) And then I stop at the drug store, well, just for a sody (That rod, boo, boo) With the bright orange bug deflector with a great big jewel When I make the drive-in scene, I sure am cool (Schlock rod) Look at me, I'm hip (Schlock rod) [Verse 2] I just bought a propeller for the set-- front of my grill (That's swinging) (Fly, boy, fly!) Well, looks so nifty, makes my heart stand still (Aw... Oh?) And if you ask me if it's slow I won't lie I can shut down any Honda with the, uh, wink of my eye (Schlock rod) (Schlock rod) [Verse 3] I ask all the chicks for a ride, but they all pass (A shame) No wonder (Oink, oink) Kidding Guess they figure that maybe I don't show them much class (Who cares, not me) I really don't mind when I get the air My schlock rod's paid for, so I don't care (Schlock rod) [Outro] (Schlock rod) Well, I think I'll just go along and pick up some chickadee-dees (Schlock rod, that's fun) They, uh, don't seem too interested (Schlock rod, zippety-zip) I can't catch them in my schlock rod (Schlock rod) Wait up, chickadee-dees, here I am (Schlock rod, wow, groovy) They're running kind of fast, don't you think? (Schlock rod) Well, if I could just go down the hill, I could catch them (Schlock rod) Come on, let's forget this stuff (Super fine) Okay, let's go to a malted shop for a sody (Schlock rod) Uh, don't forget your coaty (Schlock rod) I got it right here in my glove compartment (Schlock rod) Well, you bring it along (Schlock rod) Along with some gloves, of course (Schlock rod) Yes, sir I have class, don't forget Right in our schlock rod Oh, listen buddy, if you don't like it... (Schlock rod)