I’m a Big Man

Lyrics

[Chorus] I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey [Verse 1] My friends call me Alan, that's because I'm a shearer I'm on the ball like Viera I want a Porsche Carrera, nuttin' but [?] Everyday that I spit, I try get clearer I done a show in Italy with Wiley Collected the money in Lira Wanna make a million, so everyday that I live I try and get five bills nearer I love my girl just like Frankie Boyle loves Sara When she hypes up, man, I don't wanna hear her Since lemon came out I ain't heard about jakira I don't want new friends, I ain't pallbearer It's Halloween time And I ain't Jason so I don't wanna scare ya If you wanna talk, then I'm a good hearer My name ain't Hyper, but I say "yeah" [Chorus] I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey [Verse 2] I'm dirty, I'm dangerous But I'm not Dirty Dangerous You can catch me on some dirty cameras My bredrin, he runs Dirty Canvas I don't go uni, I'm not on campus Constant raves with a bottle of champers No [?] moves, I'm a shankers Catch me in the corner shaking it down With the female skankers 'Cause I ain't got time for the wankers Don't think that I'm [?], 'cause I ain't I'm short-sighted, I'm meant to have glasses like Manga's I'm serious, like Jme So boy better know I'm not a rampers I'll make a poomplex run, piss up his Pampers Smash your forehead just like Samantha Mumba's [Chorus] I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey [Verse 3] I give a man more kicks than jungle Taking it old school just like Rumble Keep your mouth shut like Zippy, not Bungle Don't mumble, keep it humble My right hook'll make a man stumble Don't believe me? Ask my uncle When we get food, it's like a five-day pass It comes in a bundle 'Cause we get food in abundance I ain't known by the boys in blue But I've had a couple injunctions I ain't ever been hit by truncheons I escape slyly, do a U-turn at one of the junctions 'Cause I can't get caught I have to be on road Or [?] at all the grime functions How you do? [Chorus] I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey I'm a big man but I'm not thirty Yeah, watch me get dirty Murkle Man, watch me get murky Heat man up, roast man like turkey