If You Got the Money

Lyrics

[Chorus] If you've got the money I think it would be funny, oh-oh-oh To take your girl, spend a bit of your cash for me (I've been watching you) 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely, oh-oh-oh And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free [Post-Chorus] And all the boys, they go Da-dee-doo-da-da-dee-da-doo-dah Dom-dom-de-de-dom-dom Dom, da-dee-dah-doo-da-da-dom Da-dee-doo-daa, dee-da-doo-dah Dom-dom-de-de-dom-dom Dom, da-dee-dah-doo-da-da-dom [Verse 1] I spend late nights trying to pick up love Off the floor where the other brothers leave it be Though it's stuck hard down, it's like chewing gum Well, I'll gurn on the thought and sing my RIP 'Cause the songbirds don't do singing on pavements No sweet melody, the sound of spit Spat Orbit, spoke of lost hope So toot what you toke, man, choke on it We be near heaven at a quarter to eleven By three, we are thinking of the love we lost By four, we be high, thinking of the girl lost Second, check the odds, was it worth the cost? Do you give a toss? Or are you looking away Wondering why you can't eat, why you never sleep? Drunk all the time, cold in the heat Well, what you sow, man, is what you reap [Chorus] If you've got the money, money, money, oh I think it would be funny, ah To take your girl, spend a bit of your cash for me (I've been watching you) 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely, oh-oh-oh And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free (I've been watching you) [Verse 2] You were always meant to walk out that job You keep stopping, should tell your girl more often That loving is all about doors unlocking Now you're certain enough near a man free With a Buddy Holly hiccup on a karaoke Tweedle on the needle, man, you're just the thread Great granddaddy fought in Gallipoli He's the only of his friends not shot down dead (Bang, bang, bang) Lovers all talk in the spits and tongues Fight in the playground, bully each other Double dare kids up pollute their lungs Threaten with the rep of their big boy brother Some other stay, want to run away And Mama still wants you home for supper Work all day, little to no pay And dance uptown, right down to the gutter [Break] With the dee-dom dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee So move out of the way, man, dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dee-dom-dee (I've been watching you) So move out of the way, man, dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee Move out of the way, man, dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee (I've been watching you) [Bridge] Ah, she wants money, money, money, money, money Yeah, she wants money, money, money, money, money Wah, she wants money, money, money, money, money Yeah, she wants money, money, money, money, money Well, she wants money, money, money, money, money Wah, ma, money, money, money, money, money Well, she wants money, money, money, money, money Wah, she wants money, money [Chorus] If you've got the money, ah I think it would be funny, oh-oh-oh To take your girl, spend a bit of your cash for me (I've been watching you) 'Cause then she might be happy, ah No longer lonely, oh-oh-oh Well, I could take her out the next day for pretty much free [Post-Chorus] She said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money, oh Said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money, oh (I've been watching you) She said, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-money oh Yeah, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-money, oh (I've been watching you) [Chorus] If you've got the money I think it should be funny, oh-oh-oh To take your girl, spend a bit of your cash for me 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely, oh-oh-oh And I could take her out the next day for pretty much free [Spoken Outro] I've only had three pints, I'm having a beer now It's 12:30, as I'm about to open that fuckin' baby I'm not fuckin' drinkin' that shit Why not?