Television is Not Your Life

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Is it just me or do people speak Like they're receiving a script each week? And when they get in their biggest fights It's just a trade off of old sound bites Soap opera dramas are fine, they're cool But they are not a behaviour school And if you repeat what you see on screen You might forget what you really mean [Chorus] Television is not your life Television is not your life Television is not your life Television is not your life [Verse 2] I remember when my granny died I felt ashamed that I hadn't cried Not like the people did on TV I thought that something was wrong with me Soap opera dramas are fine, they're cool But they are not a behaviour school And if you repeat what you see on screen You might forget what you really mean [Chorus] Television is not your life Television is not your life Television is not your life Television is not your life Television is not your life (EastEnders is not your life) Television is not your life (Hollyoaks is not your life) Television is not your life (Love Island is not your life) Television is not your life (Made in Chelsea is not your life) [Outro] Is not your life Is not your life Is not your life