Pretty Please (Live on Amazing Radio)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My girl's a beautiful girl The apple of my eye She gets paid to take her clothes off And I wish so did I Now, is it for attention? I just don't understand But she's my little Bettie Paige And I'm her cameraman [Chorus] And she sings "Validate me, oh, pretty please" "Oh validate me, pretty please" "Validate me, oh, pretty please" "Oh validate me" Yeah [Verse 2] My Dad's an actor He got the Broadway blues Yeah, he sleeps outside the paper shop And buys his good reviews And if it is a bad one It goes back on the shelf And he says "I don't act for anyone, I do it for myself" [Chorus] But he means "Validate me, oh, pretty please" "Oh validate me, pretty please" "Validate me, oh, pretty please" "Oh validate me, baby" "Validate me, please" "Oh validate me, please, please, please" [Bridge] When I was young, I yearned for a girl to hold my hand And when jokes and poems, they didn't work, I thought I'd start a band So far all my girlfriends have been big fans of mine So remember, this is not a song It is a chat-up line Oh, I need your love, and I do not care how I get it, no [Chorus] "Validate me, oh, pretty please" "Oh validate me, pretty please, baby" Oh no [Instrumental Break] [Outro] Well you can rate me, slate me Love or hate me Just validate me Pretty please