One Of My Eyes Is A Clock - Live In London

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Who likes Jazz? Does anyone likes Jazz, yeah? Let's play some motherfucking Jazz This is called "One Of My Eyes Is A Clock" [Verse 1] Speak Wahh Don't want to live my life from the outside looking in Through a camera phone lens Surely, that makes no sense? How can you enjoy yourself, if you're always auditioning for an online fashion parade? Ghastly, grinning, gurning cavalcade? Push your friends together, and all adopt a glassy smile Click and send so everyone knows you're having all this fucking fun [Verse 2] We don't go to parties anymore, we go to huge non-paid photoshoots So everyone can advertise their impressive, exciting, happy lives When did we get stuck in this whole vain mindset, pimping our moments on the internet? Even I know, and I've a great, big, fat ego, I'm not the star of a reality show "Movie of me", a timeline for all to see, compile your own documentary [Verse 3] I'm no-one C'mon One They're no-one So now, please Goddammit everyone Let's just fucking get over ourselves [Verse 4] And turn those fucking things off, if you're watching movies or a band Why can no-one concentrate? It's not so hard, unless you're eight Couples now in restaurants, face-to-face, just tapping away Inches from each other, why'd they even bother? [Verse 5] God It's so Can't they even go sixty secs Without reading or sending texts? [Verse 6] These things aren't moving the human race on They're turning us into navel-gazing morons I'm frightened for our children [Verse 7] Maybe one day, I will give way Log on to say something inane Take forever, try to be clever Type whatever, something like this [Outro] "I'm sitting down" Or "I just saw Will Smith murder a fucking tramp." Yes "I'm drowning myself" "One of my eyes is a clock" Thanks