A song if I was a UK rapper

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jada 0/////0] Grandfather said that patience was a virtue So I came home at three, no curfew Vietnamese food, eating some Pho soup Intimidating, but I don't wanna hurt you Bigger tits, better go to Soma Bigger tits, I'm ready for the summer He looks at me, tryna be my lover But he still lives with his mother [Verse 2: Jada 0/////0] Talking 'hind my back, fight me Check your ass, Nike Go look at yourself, Mikey Go look at your dick, tiny Find a girlfriend? Unlikely So he can't find himself a wifey Don't know your dad, Heidi Work on some cosmetics, Kylie [Verse 3: Yuhzimmi] That one there was a violation (Jada) I'm in England bruv, promoting prostitution Fuck Constitution, start a revolution Just like Ye, but only for free 'Cause I'm broke, so there's no hope I guess I'll take dope with the pope (Crackhead!) Or maybe some coke