Archbishop Harold Holmes

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dear friend, if you wanna feel better Don't let the devil make you toss this letter! If you've been crossed up by hoodoo voodoo; the wizard or the lizard? You got family trouble? Man trouble? Woman trouble? No light through the rubble? You're looking for a true friend or a true lover, or if you've been living undercover Well, I'm coming to your town to break it all down, and help you with all of this I'm looking to help you find bliss, one day, one way, can't miss [Interlude] I'm here to tear all the walls down Doesn't matter if it's a large town or a small town Just like Joshua and the fabled walls of Jericho I'm here to tear down the institution! [Verse 2] God spoke to me, said, "Listen to me, I anoint you with the power that'll get 'em all moving" You're agitated? You prayed and meditated? You're concentrated on gettin' elevated? By sundown, Monday, you who come will be blessed with the big money blessing You will be doubted by all the unbelievers, on all of the things I'm addressing But you must tell seven friends You must first bring seven friends And don't be selfish and keep this all to yourself, and don't eat shellfish! Hate is trying to take someone else's love for yourself But I'm here to tell you that love is trying to help someone else [Interlude] I realize that you have tried and tried and are just about ready to give up But I got good news for you God has spoken to my mind and told me to tell you To get moving in the right direction for a change I'm gonna put you in the fast lane! [Chorus] You need to see me right away so I can fix this You need to see me right away You need to see me right away so I can fix this You need to see me right about now [Verse 3] God of seven, open up the windows of heaven And pour out a rich and mighty blessing Not on his town, or her town, but your town Are you ready for the message? I have a special financial blessing that once I have placed in your hand Then I want you to begin using this blessing on the very first day that you can And if you are suffering a strange sickness-ah! And someone is blocking up all of your success You need to see me right away so I can fix this [Outro] Signed, "Sincerely, yours in faith, love and peace Your friend, Archbishop Harold Holmes"