Joke Interlude #2 (Transcript)

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So anyways, y'know, I'm, uh, taking a walk the other day too, right,​ And, uh... *pause* So, uh, I'm not taking a walk this day, alright? So what I'm doing is, I'm in my house, right, I'm getting ready for my first date, right, I'm excited as all hell- Who has- who's been on a first date recently, anybody? Awesome! Congratulations, you guys! How'd it go, eh? You both "eh"? Alright, well, get 'em next time, there's more first dates, am I right? Alright, anyways, so I'm on this- I'm getting ready for this first date, washing my- splash, splash, I'm getting water on my face, it's dripping in the sink, anyway- So, uh- I says to my buddy, I says: "where's- where's a good place around here, uh" *music stops* I said to my housemate, I says, you know- thе guy I live with, the guy that I- you know- go to sleep he's in thе other room, and I says to him- I says, "Where's a good place to take a girl on a first date, you know, I- she seems like a cute girl, I want to take her somewhere nice in Pittsburgh, where's a good place to take her on a date?", right? He says to me, he goes: "Y'know, you should take uh... uh, you know, the girls really enjoy Primanti Bros.™... the restaurant... You should go to Primanti Bros.™" And I says to him: "Primanti Brother? I barely know her!"