Lyrics

[Intro] Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies, ladymen, and everyone, absolutely everyone underneath It is my pleasure to introduce you to the gal who puts the diva in Godiva Please put your hands together for Goldie Vandersnatch Hello, everyone My name is Goldie Vandersnatch And this thing, this is my ass Once upon a time, there was a rotten-ass drag club called the Cathouse And across the street, there was an even skankier club called the Fishtank I'll spare you all the details of objectification, tax evasion, love, lies, and a dead guy on the toilet, okay? But the point is, sometimes when you put shit and shit together, you get some really, really good shit So it is my grand pleasure as your new hostess to introduce you and the world to the all new Catfish Cabaret [Chorus] Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive Welcome to the Catfish, we'll bring your dreams to life [Verse 1] Thought our days were numbered, you better believe, yeah But we're back in the house and we ain't gonna leave, oh, no, no, no Tried to do it alone, but we fought all the way Yeah, always sticking together and we're here to stay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive Welcome to the Catfish, we'll bring your dreams to life [Verse 2] You know the Cathouse girls always land on their feet Well, now we're in a new house with a new family, yeah When the tides are high, we will ride through the storm (Through the storm, yeah) Now we're bigger and badder than ever before Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] Welcome to the Catfish, you know we're gonna survive Welcome to the Catfish (Welcome to the Catfish), we'll bring your dreams to life [Outro] Welcome, welcome (Come on, come on) Welcome, welcome (Everybody) Welcome, welcome Light up the night