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[Intro: FlashMan Wade(?)] FlashMan Wade You know, I ain't gonna lie Hey Jack I need a ride But you know what? Fuck it, I, I guess [Verse 1: FlashMan Wade] I'm taking my bike to the islands Im riding like a psycho in silence With a rifle in my grip I also had some Vicodin [?] [?] Then I went to the doc and hes like "Are you high kid?" I'm like "No I'm sick [?] so I cut off my eyelids" I tried to see if I could see in ultraviolet But poltergeist just post a flyer saying he was on a diet So now my eyes are just freezing And sleeping pills aren't helping for my irises bleeding Iodine eye drops, so I can die for a reason [?] the tribes are playing I Spy with blind people But once he's done eating herbs today I know that motherfuckers gonna be back like a vertebrae So I gathered a heard of snakes And I wrapped them around his chest until they heard his sternum break I grabbed a lady and I told her to play hide and seek before this big freak tries to break out the [?] I gave her a roof over her head I mean obviously I told I would home her but this must be [?] Probably because I'm a human[?] With only one eye to blink, I show the cyclops in me And you'd probably think that this was mythology Until I got stabbed in my eye when I tried to see She was nervous and acting worse I told her I would pay her girl, just chill and relax and FUCK I gave her a big bill and got her back boned She stepping [?] while she climax and now I'm a platypus And after that I fractured her back nerves And now she has a mannequin stature And I had to harass her [?] standing up for me and platypus I mean she showed her true mammal with that surge She collapsed worse then a giraffes burg I called her pussy cause she was bushy and started shaving her cat fur Then I heard "BOO" I said "I am not your man argh" "That wasn't it came from that white gas matter" I looked over and Im like "Oh that's my man Casper" He told me he was tripping on acid and some [?] But I told him to take mushrooms if you really want trip bad first Either that or you can just go listen to Jack's verse [Verse 2: Jack Mushroom] Of course you can still find me at your local morgue Playing tug-of-war with a couple corpse on a fucking horse I show no remorse and that's your asshole Fresh out of hell's castle with Satans head on a fucking torch There's this voice that keeps telling me to use the force So I grabbed a sword, looked in a mirror and cut off my horns After that I don't remember shit from my life before I'm just like Jason Born but more of a Jason Vore "Who the FUCK are you?" [?] Jesus who holds all the golden knowledge A ghetto scholar who hasn't seen a single day of college I'm [?] so when I appear my presence is acknowledged And bring a nine to a sword fight like the fuck is honor [?] draw atanas I leave em knee deep in the sea for the hungry piranhas The tyrannosaurus is back making all you bitches holler Cause I'm whipping all y'all niggas asses like I'm your father (WOO) Step to me I'll change your fate Grade by your face and separate your legs from your lower waste Give you a taste Of I incarcerate in my heart, which is hate That will take you to the darkest place in this villains my estate And it'd be worse than any blind date I'm raising the crime rate if any niggas step my way Heh It's Jack nigga Fuck you [Outro: ??] So yeah, Happy Halloween