Everything’s Bigger in Texas

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Forktail sittin' in a live oak tree I come all the way to Texas, he won't sing for me Sits there scoldin', has it in for me Too much Corona you get lime disease [Chorus] Everything's bigger in Texas It's known the whole world over Everything's bigger in Texas Includin' this dang hangover [Verse 2] The biggest damn storm swept me off my feet Or was it the señoritas? The biggest blue moon, the biggest bazooms Did I mention the blue margaritas? [Chorus] Everything's bigger in Texas It's known the whole world over Everything's bigger in Texas Includin' this dang hangover [Verse 3] What's the star to the left of the moon I see? Did I mention I was pleased to meetcha? It's God's own cocktail barb-ba-kee Did you try those blue margaritas? [Bridge] There used to be a bridge to this song It got washed away in the deluge Two by two, just me and you Just seeking for some refuge But Texas songs go on too long 'Til the tears well up in a flood And drink that strong, and up 'til dawn And dust turns into mud [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] It never fails that things get stale And the soft gets hard and the hard get soft Heads or tails, it's the end of the trail And the true stay blue and the lost stay lost [Chorus] Everything's bigger in Texas It's known the whole world over Everything's bigger in Texas Includin' this dang hangover Includin' this well hungover Uh, did I mention the blue margaritas?