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[Chorus: J-Walk] Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn [Verse 1: J-Walk] Jackin' off to alien porn since I was born Fightin' the Gorn from planet Gorn outside the planets Huntin' for the mysteries inside the forest Trying to find out if Bigfoot is real so I can picture Reading alien scriptures from fuckin' Egypt Tryna dis-confirm the fuckin' facts of their technology So that I can figure out what they were thinking When they came and planted humans on this planet I'm living on [Chorus: J-Walk] Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn Jackin' off to alien porn [Verse 2: Jimmy V] Jimmy V, just jacking off Looking, oh my god, I'm lost in that fog Close Encounters of the Third Kind came through I have my third eye, got it from ancient aliens Now I'm flailing and impaling and I came through And I'm saying what I'm saying, come through Never playing 'cause I'm ancient Looking like a motherfuckin' tall gray Jimmy V hooked up your bitch, yeah today Get that probe, get that probe Get that probe