Fifteen-Gallon Hat

Lyrics

(exhales) Damn Times are gittin' tough For an ol' cowboy Ol' Wild West nigga, always slangin' Always ridin' on my cow, man, I'm never playin' And you know I got a fifteen gallon hat And you know that I'm smokin' on the greatest crack And you know I'm hittin' the bitch in the back When I come through, I whip her like a cataract And I can't see shit, bitch please You better not be lookin' at me I'ma kill you so quick Like fungus, bitch I'ma infest your organs and shit in it And I'm gonna fuckin' poo in your eyeballs And I'm gonna look like a motherfuckin' man In the mall Shopping for some motherfuckin' clothes But bitch, everybody motherfuckin' knows All I gotta do is cop some fuckin' drugs Smoke 'em all up, and I'm lookin' like a bug Always in a fuckin' horse Spinnin' nice inside the horse I'm inside of the cave Hush Puppies in my motherfuckin' face (grunts) I'm sittin' in a grave... I mean, my motherfuckin' chair on a porch I'm sittin' in a motherfuckin' chair on a porch Sittin' on a... Sittin' on a motherfuckin' porch, bitch And I'm lookin' like I got so much (?) And I'm going fuckin' ham on this shit At least fifteen miles on this horse, bitch Horsepower off the top of my dome And I feel like a cowboy goes home And he feels so homesick he has to know Why, when his family is gone, bro (grunts) I'm all alone, bro I got no-one to turn to in the Wild West, bro Scared, got the biggest hat on the block I'm just chillin' out at the saloon, y'know (exhales) I'm about to go catch some z's And horses And cows