Lyrics

Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese The internet makes fun of me, they call me a weeb So I sit and kick back to some Dragon Ball Z I bought premium on the Crunchyroll Shared it with my E-girl she said ありがとう But she'd rather date a chad so I called her a hoe Don't respect a supreme gentleman and so I'll go Adios Is what the normies say But I'll just tip my fedora and walk the other way Pantyhose Things that I have never seen Respect woman way too much to take a little peek Neck beard long, flow game strong Slap that gong with my tiny dong Cause I'm a Walmart asian why you always hating? Call me culture vulture say that I'm an invasion I swear it's not a phase mom you say to get a day job I know I'll go pro in League I think you need to lay down Sit back, relax and back track Attack on Titan anime ass Superbowl? fucking no, Naruto's the way to go Can not show Boku no Piko so I'm gonna go On Hentai Haven it's what I'm craving, Loli naked FBI break in FUCK! Now I'm on my way to prison the judge just didn't listen It's not Illegal if it's animated children My name is on the registry, who knew this was a felony? Now I room with Carlos and he's been tryna sex on me Fucked up and dropped the soap and lost any sort of hope Because I feel Carlos on my back I think he wants to grope I just wanted おっぱい now I think I'm gonna die I did this for attention and it ruined my whole life Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese I- I just wanna be Japanese