Lyrics

You're hungry, hi hungry Yes my name is Dad I'm the baddest of the bad Absolute mad lad Want money, got money Cause I'm a rad dad I rock the socks and sandals Got yo momma unclad I'm a rad dad Got my shirt tucked in I'm a rad dad And I take my kids hunting I'm a rad dad Sunglasses on my hat I'm a rad dad Dad bod got no diet I'm a rad dad New Balance on my feet I'm a rad dad And my kids I never beat I'm a rad dad On the grill just flipping meat I'm a rad dad And I think your gift was neat No I didn't get a haircut, I got them all cut Minigolf with my 5 'cause I got the long put And you know little boy you were my cum shot That yo momma could have swallowed but she decided not I work 9-5 crammed in a cubicle But I still make the time to watch you Grow You mean the world to me You're my everything But I'll still never say I love you That's just not a dad thing I'm a rad dad And I give out directions I'm a rad dad But they're more like life lessons I'm a rad dad Dentist at 2:30 I'm a rad dad But I'm in no hurry I'm a rad dad Hairline receding I'm a rad dad Never conceding I'm a rad dad I think I'm never wrong I'm a rad dad Well I know I'm never wrong I joke cheesier than Wisconsin And look like Gus Johnson But I act like Ron Swanson My puns are flowing constant I'd joke about a spaceship but it would never land I'd joke about MJ but uhh neverland I'm sure you already know that you were never planned But I'll love you till the day that I drop, goddamn I'm a rad dad (rad dad) Rad dad (rad dad) RAD DAD (rad dad) Rad dad (rad dad) I'm a rad dad (rad dad) Rad dad (rad dad) Rad dad (rad dad) I'm a rad dad