Lyrics

If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love If I was a man I would act so very tough I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches But I'm not a man I am just a little boy If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed But you're all over my dreams like you're fucking corduroy I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy We could go on dates We could be so cute We could hold hands And I'd tell you that you're beautiful I think it's fate I think it's resolute I can see you in a dress I can see me in a suit I just have to send a text I just have to say hi I have to sack up and look you in the eyes The only thing left is for you to reply I think I just might do it I think I can be your guy But I'm too fucking scared Too fucking scared If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love If I was a man I would act so very tough I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches But I'm not a man I am just a little boy If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed But you're all over my dreams like you're fucking corduroy I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy We could be a Pam and Jim If I started answering Your texts oh god oh damn I think I'm losing my whole sanity I need to calm down and breathe Count my breaths like 123 I think you are the one for me I think you are the one for me Think you are the one for me Baby girl now can't you see I'm here for you you're there for me Love absolutivally The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me Baby girl now can't you see I think you are the one for me I'm just thinking honestly There must be a prophesy A journey like the Odyssey That circles back to you and me We can live in harmony We can live in modesty Cause all I need is you and me All I need is you and me But I'm too fucking scared Too fucking scared If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love If I was a man I would act so very tough I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love If I was a man I would act so very tough I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches But I'm not a man I am just a little boy If I tried to make a move, you'd just get annoyed But you're all over my dreams like you're fucking corduroy I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy