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I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan Got a gallon on my head frozen water on my wrist Ima go and get this bread and I never work a shift Ima pop a squirrel dead Ima rob a couple fish No I do not have no friends Pinhead Larry is my bitch You say that you're hard you're a weenie hut junior A bubble blowing double baby Hubba Bubba boomer At the salty Splitoon, I heard a funny rumor That you slipped on fucking ice and then cried from the bruises I'm the toughest fish all this water I don't need it And I got a bowl of nails boy you know I'm gonna eat it I got a couple dreams and I know I'm gonna meet it I may not always win but I've never been defeated Mr. Miyagi I'm the master of karate And I'm drinking osakе eating cookies with your mommy She a littlе hottie bout to turn her to my shawty Damn that spongey body finger her like origami At the lagoon benching more than Larry Lobster Chilling with Scooter cause you know my boy's a Rasta Stay away from Krabs pretty sure that he's a mobster Ravioli ravioli what's with all the pasta? Never heard of me do you live under a rock? I'm the baddest in the sea Flying Dutchman suck my cock! You really testing me yeah you got a lot of talk Sure you got a degree but I got a fucking Glock That's how we do it down in Texas it's why you never wanna test us Sure we're in bikini bottom but I'll still be getting reckless That's how we do it down in Texas we got guns and we got sexists Ima write down your name down to hit on my checklist Pull up in my foreign whip, yes, I gotta license Step out on the strip the whole ocean goes to silence Why you run away bitch you's a chicken just like Tyson Ima clap some sandy cheeks in the name of fucking science I'm dirty dan filthier than dirty bubble My face looking sharp I popped him with my stubble I bring all the pain and I bring all the trouble Fuck Jesse Fuck James it's just me don't make it double I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan I'm dirty dan No I'm dirty dan