Lyrics

You a simp, you a simp, you a simp son Where's your bitch? Where's your bitch, oh you got none? Buy her drinks, what she think? Oh yeah thanks bud You a simp you a simp you a simp son Okay now don't be a dick, that's not what we mean Respecting women is still fucking clean But if you're only nice to get her on your ween Than you're a lil simp and there's no in between Bro's before hoes man that's always the rule When you spend all your money you look like a fool Start being a man stop being a tool Don't be her bitch man that's not cool You're not being chival driving her around Don't do her chores you look like a clown Womеn aren't queens if they ain't got a crown Don't let a thot knock you to thе ground Don't buy her lunch if it's not a date Don't let her call you bud or mate Man you a simp there's no debate But you can change it's not too late Make your move boy grab your phone Tell her that you're home alone If she doesn't want it she's not a hoe There's plenty of seasons move on with the show What are you doing refreshing her page? Instagram comments won't get you laid She doesn't want white knight crusades Or comments like queen you slay You a simp you a simp you a simp son Where's your bitch? Where's your bitch? oh you got none Buy her drinks, what she think? Oh yeah thanks bud You a simp you a simp you a simp son Be like homer, a loyal dad Or be like bart, a fucking chad Don't be like Milhouse that's not rad Being a simp is just plain sad Be yourself it's what you gotta do You can get pussy by being you Don't ditch the boys to shine her shoes No need to buy her shit that's new Don't sell your soul for average hoes Go with the flow a holes a hole If you got doe you got control Don't fall below the thot patrol Stick with your goals then you're gold Don't do everything that bitch just told If she get low down on the pole Don't fall in love man she's a hoe You a simp You a simp son Where's your bitch? Oh you got none Buy her drink - Oh yeah thanks bud You a simp you a simp you a simp son!